The 12 Days of Fitness
On the 1st Day of Fitness my trainer gave to me. . .
a workout that kicked my fanny.
On the 2nd Day of Fitness my trainer gave to me. . .
2 quarts of water and
a workout that kicked my fanny.
On the 3d Day of Fitness my trainer gave to me. . .
3 seconds to catch my breath,
2 quarts of water and
a workout that kicked my fanny.
On the 4th Day of Fitness my trainer gave to me. . .
4 motivational platitude,
3 seconds to catch my breath,
2 quarts of water and
a workout that kicked my fanny.
On the 5th Day of Fitness my trainer gave to me. . .
5 meals a day,
4 motivational platitude,
3 seconds to catch my breath,
2 quarts of water and
a workout that kicked my fanny.
On the 6th Day of Fitness my trainer gave to me. . .
6 sessions at a discount rate (limited time offer),
5 meals a day,
4 motivational platitude,
3 seconds to catch my breath,
2 quarts of water and
a workout that kicked my fanny.
On the 7th Day of Fitness my trainer gave to me. . .
7 new exercises,
6 sessions at a discount rate (limited time offer),
5 meals a day,
4 motivational platitude,
3 seconds to catch my breath,
2 quarts of water and
a workout that kicked my fanny.
On the 8th Day of Fitness my trainer gave to me. . .
8 minutes on the treadmill,
7 new exercises,
6 sessions at a discount rate (time’s running out on this limited time offer so act NOW),
5 meals a day,
4 motivational platitude,
3 seconds to catch my breath,
2 quarts of water and
a workout that kicked my fanny.
On the 9th Day of Fitness my trainer gave to me. . .
9 reasons to hate him,
8 minutes on the treadmill,
7 new exercises,
6 sessions at a discount rate (last day – no seriously),
5 meals a day,
4 motivational platitude,
3 seconds to catch my breath,
2 quarts of water and
a workout that kicked my fanny.
On the 10th Day of Fitness my trainer gave to me. . .
10 miserable burpees,
9 reasons to hate him,
8 minutes on the treadmill,
7 new exercises,
6 sessions at a discount rate (Well, really the offer is over, but for you. . .),
5 meals a day,
4 motivational platitude,
3 seconds to catch my breath,
2 quarts of water and
a workout that kicked my fanny.
On the 11th Day of Fitness my trainer gave to me. . .
11 counts of verbal abuse,
10 miserable burpees,
9 reasons to hate him,
8 minutes on the treadmill,
7 new exercises,
6 sessions at a discount rate (That was last weeks offer, but for you. . .),
5 meals a day,
4 motivational platitude,
3 seconds to catch my breath,
2 quarts of water and
a workout that kicked my fanny.
On the 12th Day of Fitness my trainer gave to me. . .
12 Turkish get-ups (6 each side),
11 counts of verbal abuse,
10 miserable burpees,
9 reasons to hate him,
8 minutes on the treadmill,
7 new exercises,
6 sessions at a discount rate (limited time offer – This is a NEW SPECIAL!!!),
5 meals a day,
4 motivational platitude,
3 seconds to catch my breath,
2 quarts of water and
a workout that kicked my fanny.
Thanks for putting up with my silliness. Enjoy the holidays.
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